[Aaarg]

Yeah, I never hype up my abilities--people at work just think I'm smart because I can turn a computer on and use a menu and all that.

One time, the computer we use for Western Union transactions wasn't working and there were three people looking at it, trying to get it to boot up Windows. They couldn't figure it out, and put up a sign that said "WESTERN UNION OUT OF SERVICE." I went up to the computer after they left it, saw a message about how no keyboard was found, and looked at the back to see the keyboard unplugged. Three fucking people.