I had this professor who was a total ass and emotionally immature and basically used profession to make friends among most of the students. He also had one of those woman warrior personalities you know guys that know everything about womenz and RESPECT them. he would often lecture us on the size of a clitoris and it's placement and shape inside the vagina. Including that many women could get orgasms from their vaginal walls due to the clitoris being more accessible and there's a certain percentage of blah blah also more women orgasm from lesbian sex than from men. that was like every class the first few weeks and him talking about rage against the machine concerts.
I was taking the class with this other girl and he decided he didn't like her (mostly because she caught him telling other students not to take classes from another professor who he pretended to be friends with) even though he was always talking to her and he knew a bunch of personal details about her (like that she was brutally beaten by some black burglar man and had issues about it afterwards) which she had told him, and he would say stuff like, "A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF WOMEN ARE BEATEN BY BLACK MEN IN THEIR HOMES" and stare at her while he said that and various other shitty comments directed at me and her while staring. Plus if I had a question in class he would always answer it all shitty and if i told him i wanted to see him in his office he would say ok and then not show up.
so anyway since he would try to subtly fuck with us in class (like the burglar comment and lots others) i thought it would be funny to subtly fuck with him and i got this idea that because of his attitude that he was a weasel. So i took this science document that i found online that was like i dont know taxology for weasels and it sort of looked like a weasel maturing and at the bottom i put a bunch of comments about him like FANCIES HIMSELF LEADER OF THE PACK and SHOWBOATER and stuff like that but very scientific looking and it had a measuring stick that said 18 inches so i replaced it with 60 inches and at the very bottom of the page in dog print font i put IS DAT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <hisname>?
also we started to make a comic of him as a weasel lecturing the class going, "And did you know that the vagina weighs 15 pounds: and then a student saying, "But what does that have to do with immanuel kant." he tattled on us before we gave that to him though
also we sent him an e-mail saying IS DAT UUUUUUUU containing the youtube video for womanizer by britney spears when it first came out
LOL IT WAS IMMATURE OF ME BUT HONESTLY IT WAS THE GREATEST COLLEGE EXPERIENCE I HAVE HAD
i got suspended from his class