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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 11:29 PM       
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post


I think you only need a credit card and a hammer to break into a room.
Maybe they don't know that one? I just overheard some kid sitting behind me in Psychology talking about it. He was in the middle of telling a story when I came in, which went something like this: "So we told Billy that he was going to come to his room. So when he knocked on the door, Billy opened the door and punched him in the face. And after that we put a sign on Billy's door that said 'Kung Foo Panda lives here'".
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