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Old Jan 7th, 2009, 11:58 PM       
My English teacher published his book around the end of the semester (It's called The Urban Hermit, if you're at all interested), and we had a grand old time reading the reviews. One of the better ones was "MacDonald might seem like a chucklehead, but he's really quite savy". This prompted my teacher to say to us, "So if any of you ever thought I was a chucklehead, well now you know better". The reviews also mentioned him spending his college years (which were at Harvard, I might add) in a "drunken orgy", which he said was pretty ackward for him when his mom read those (he told us that this is why you should not write your memoirs).

Once, one of my classes was supposed to meet in a different building for a guest speaker. I went with plenty of time, but began to panic as I couldn't find the room we were supposed to be in! Time passed and I grew more and more frantic. With about 15 minutes left to the end of class, I realized that I was in the wrong building.
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