[Shrubfest]

My costume construction teacher is this little 60-some year old woman.

She's a complete bitch.
A friend had buggered up a seam, because she had no idea what she was doing, as the teacher fails to tell us most of the instructions. When the teacher came over and asked why she'd done it wrong, she replied that she'd never been taught how to do it before. The teachers response- 'oooh! Nehnehneh!'
Like a 5-year old would.