[Dixie]

Dear I-Mockery,

For the next 3 months I will be fixing up our home and preparing it for sale. We made a sudden decision last night to sell our first home and move closer into the city.
I'm forgoing all work and won't have much time for internet shenanigans until I'm done fixing up the house and it's ready for sale.
I love (almost) all of you and will miss you.
Love,
CIG

PS-I start remodeling and construction tomorrow so I at least have today to bask in your unholy gloriousness.