what the fuck is wrong with roller derby girls, were they raised by the internet or something? Every profile i read is like, "HER LIFE WAS SO HARD AND SHE WAS GANGSTA SINCE AGE NINE DONT FUCKING FUCK WITH THIS MAD CAT KAZOO OR SHELL FIX HER THIGHS ON YOUR FACE"
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She made friends with a burlesque dancer/double agent spy named Mata Scari. The two reeked havoc in the suburbs while masquerading as housewives. They were thrown out of the local sewing circle due to their crude language, strange tastes in clothes, and their desire to skate until the death.
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Why can't they just say shit like, "Ms. Treatment is an ex-liberal arts major who dropped out of real school to pursue a life as a professional secretary and part-time internet burlesque dancer. She joined the stupid dervy teeam because she had nothing better to do and no friends and she wanted men to stare at her."
man this picture is awesome:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kmcclai...7605185664193/