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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The Great Country of NEW ZEALAND
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Jan 28th, 2009, 11:01 PM
Had a strange dream the other night where i was skating (i cant skate to save myself) but was in a tony hawk game situation where i had to grind a handrail the entire length, and when i went to do it the balance bar came up and it was like i had the perfect balance cheat on until i had to land it, i fell off and i lay there for what seemed like ages but i couldnt get up. I then went back to "my" car for some reason i was driving a land rover, but when i got to it it had been attacked with bats or something, there was no glass and the roof was caved in, i decided to drive it but when i started to drive it , the steering column extended vertically so i was hanging by the steering column and still driving, after a while i was at this vet/perscription place where a woman came up to the counter and said she wanted some bowel blockers while tapping her head, and then this lady was trying to sell me this cat pill which made the cat happier, and then i woke up
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See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
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