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Insane Writer
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the border of my Outer Circle of Thought
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 10:09 PM
My dog always licks floors and stuff for food remains. It's a bit gross, considering that she also likes to lick people's hands and faces.
I was on my way to class today and I saw a woman with an adorable Golden Lab puppy, which was busy licking various patches of the ground. The woman wasn't too pleased about it.
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"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "The Babel fish proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
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