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Old Feb 5th, 2009, 10:21 AM       
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No, I meant I was. It was okay for them to lock you in a closet for 4 hours if it was a nun. Also okay for them to tell little kids they couldn't go to the bathroom and then make fun of them when they wet their pants. Also okay to tell kids all kinds of looney stuff about how God made the Challenger explode because He didn't want women in space and how Qaddafi was going to nuke us and we should all say goodbye to our parents every night in case we died.
Oh, I see. Yeah, my dad was actually raised by nuns as a boy and he had some pretty good stories. He told me that on one Christmas outing, the nun that was supposed to take then had to send a substitute woman in her place. As a result, all of the kids were really wild and misbehaved. My dad noticed the substitute calmly writing down the names of all of the misbehaving kids, so he sat quietly. When the nun got the list of names, she went crazy and took all the kids on the list into a room to beat them.
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