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Join Date: May 2008
Location: The High Ground
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Feb 25th, 2009, 10:11 PM
Tonight was My Shocking Story night. First they had a guy with a really hideous tumor covering his whole face; he wanted it removed, but wouldn't undergo surgery because he's Jehovah's Witness. Nonsense. In the end they said they'd tried to take it off little by little. Then it was primordial dwarfs. The lady who interviewed the dwarfs kept asking them shit like, "Do you think you'll ever get married?" and "How long do you think you'll live?"
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...I proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16; Austin 3:16 says, "I just whipped your ass!"
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