Zhukov, I thought at first that was what it was, but when you look back through, several people were just all "here's a picture I took", and I was following their example and stuff.
As far as redheaded weirdness, everything on me but my arms (elbows downward) and legs (knees downward) is freckle-covered and burns like a motherfucker. But for whatever reason, my forearms, hands, and lower legs tan instead and can get very dark. It makes for a very interesting look.
I don't know how it tans at all because I wear this industrial-strength sunblock made for radiation patients (extra fun when it gets in your eyes).
Anyway, because this is the FOR PICTURES OF OURSELVES ONLY thread, here is me in a freaking cornfield a few years ago. I didn't bother photoshopping the wear and tear out of it because I'm tired and have a headache.
