Oh man
I've heard of these types of assholes. I knew this annoying rich cunt who was selling off all of her expensive designer pantsuits for like 3 dollars, and all these stupid hags kept trying to barter her down to like 50 cents.
Old crazy people shitting in bathrooms and smearing it everywhere is pretty common. It just happened at my work last week ;\ and i know of some other old ladies who have done that too.