[Big McLargehuge]

When i was in 7th grade i took honey to school and smeared it all over the toilets. I wasn't really thinking about what it would be like to go to take a shit and suddenly have an ass covered in honey, at school. One of my friends ratted me out and i had to go to the principal's office. When i got there i saw one of the indoor kids sitting in the corner with a look of utter shame and humiliation on his face, the principal made me apologize and i have never felt like a bigger piece of shit in my life. I welcomed saturday school in hope of cleansing my soul. I can still see the kids face.