There's a whole bunch of Mockers that have just mysteriously disappeared.
In addition to Jaeger, I can think of:
- Hawaiian Mage
WTF. He was all like, "Yeah, I'll have some new comics for you next week, Chimp" and then he completely disappeared from the world and doesn't respond to e-mails.
- skanky matilda
How is he doing, dammit. His girlfriend must have had the kid by now. Probably up to his neck in dirty diapers.
- Alxcyper
He's just gone. I can't think of anything else to write at the moment.
- MunkE
The other simian.
- Mockery
Where the hell did that guy run off to? You'd think that he'd at least show up once in a while, seeing as how this is his site and all. :/
- thekapn
Okay, maybe not a true Mocker, but still... 
He's probably too ashamed to come here now that we all know he's as round as a beach ball and so prissy that he needs to put "the Third" after his name.
- pigvomit
He was in computer science, too, and if he was still here, we could geek it up. Old school.
- jupitergrl
As far as I can remember, she got a different job. And got offended by something here.
- roonTing/Groin Not
He was the first person to talk to me here. 
- All those Ronny people
This includes Bojangles and that other one that I can't really remember. He had a long username.
- Yammy
Gone. Just gone.
- Dirt Guy
Anyone who looks like Bob Saget is okay in my books. 