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143.) "Hey, there is a contest that I can win some free advertising on"

144.) "Who would win between a cross between an eagle and a bear vs a shark and a human?"

145.) "Also, a "R" rating is a lot more restrictive in its viewing audience."

146.) "At least I am one of the few in my age bracket that can at least form a sentence while speaking in public or talking on the telephone."

147.) "That gets me to the assholes I have to deal with in my life that I am lumped in because of my age."

148.) "It is full of drama queens, guys that look like homos when they frost the tips of their hair, chicks that wouldn’t know how to dress sexy if it donkey-punched them, guys who think that it is more better to talk like a dumbass and represent your ‘hood instead of knowing how to speak, people who think education is stupid and that working for something is for losers."

149.) "If you want to avoid associating with these speds (meaning SPecial EDucation; you know, the short bus riders *BEEP* *BEEP*), just print out my checklist below and you will avoid having to deal with these morons:"

150.) "I have seen real dorks talk about pointless geek-shit with women that makes me want to drag the guy out front and smack him in the jaws."

151.) "You are not "unique" by doing this."

152.) "There is nothing more annoying besides the progressive atheist kid than the fundamentalist robot kid."

153.) "You should copy my list and send it to your friends or show people this area."

154.) "For a while now, there has been a Muslim woman in Florida who wants to take a driver's license picture, which is find and dandy."

155.) "Besides, I know Muslim women who don't wear a garb, and most people that aren't practicing the wacko vein of Islam usually say the law for the garb (I believe) moreso by lawmakers back in the day instead of coming directly from the Koran."

156.) "This woman does need to realize however that if you join a certain religion that has restraints, that you gotta deal with it."