I've said my friend Paul is an asshole but I forgot how fucking uncooperative he is. We're were playing the level where you have to defend the guy who's fixing the elevator and the Manjini's are coming from all directions. We get to the 2nd level and I set a landmine for chainsaw guy to walk on. Chainsaw walks around it while I'm fighting a horde of regulars by myself because Paul is just waiting by the exit. I double and even triple back over the landmine while avoiding chainsaw. Still nothing. Then Paul is like
"Yo, let's go. I found a landmine, we can sell it."
I'm like "You fucking asshole! You mean the landmine I told you I set down for chainsaw?!?!"
Paul: "Dude, don't worry about it....let's hurry up."
Me: "

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