I think bearshit has a much nicer ring to it than shinola.
During this time when I invented the concept of bearshit (in the woods no doubt lol) my brother and I also got into an argument as to which is bigger: a bear's shit or a bull's shit? I say that bears shit more than bulls, but only the big ones. Those little black bears the size of 8 year olds can't shit more than a bull, but most bears could shit a lot more than a bull. A kodiak, or a grizzly bear, or a polar bear should all take bigger dumps than a bull. My brother, however, thinks that bulls take bigger shits than all bears.
Who's right?
