Quit trying to obfuscate the issue of your flipper feet and sea worthy body.
Whenever i think of you tadao i just picure your fat body riding a wave with your little flippers paddling for all they are worth. With stereotypical surf music in the background
and you're at the crest of the wave and also your body is in the otter/seal form you know the one! the one in which your back is bent like an upside-down arch.