WRONG
You could at least use their names
John Ritter is made out of metal. Or glass. Or ice. Or something.
And that one brunette chick morphs into Rush Limbaugh
And Don Knott's wife can bleed from her nose on command
I can't remember what super powers I gave the other two. I think Don Knotts is God, or something, and that blonde bitch is a zombie or a mummy or something. I dunno, I didn't put a lot of thought into this.
But I love this idea. I'm going to find pictures of casts of lots of different sitcoms and give them super powers. Except to see a picture of the cast of Taxi with Danny Devito with angel wings and Christopher Lloyd with a huge brain inside a glass head.