[FS]

Forsooth, privvy and damnation! This questionable creature has indeed withstood our avalanche of various expletives by use of her veritable bubble of pompous obnoxiousness! I, for one, would delight in congratulating her, and would hazard an interest in both her IQ and miscellaneous academic accomplishments.

I would also delight in feeling her left eyesocket disintegrate under the pressure of my right fist, but, as the saying goes, beggars cannot be choosers.