[Dimnos]

How old is this kid Sap? Does he have a bike? Jack it and pawn it to buy a new phone. If he is older and has a car... Get a pair of dykes (the tool not the carpet lickers) and snip the valve stems on all his tires. If he is queer and doesn't have a bike or a car just kidnap his dog and take it to a pound the next town over or give to your girlfriend (or boyfriend if that's how you swing) as a gift. If none of this is aplicable I have always been a fan of the flaming bag of shit.