SOD IS WHAT I PUT DOWN ON THE LAWN BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO PLANT SEEDS.
EXCEPT THE SOD WAS FULL OF MAGGOTS AND THE PLACE I BOUGHT IT FROM SAID THAT IT WAS AGAINST THE LAW TO DE-MAGGOTIZE THE SOD (

). I SAID FINE AND TOOK THE SOD HOME AND PLANTED IT. IT LOOKS NICE.