[Haiku]

Johannas: You are a dumb little fuck. Maybe you'll say something intelligent before the Apocalypse nears. You'll always be on welfare and won't be worth shit.

Les Waste: You have the personality of a soapdish. You don't have an original bone in your body and will never be of importance. I hope you die of venereal disease.

Pub Lover: I'm sure you make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. You will end up a drunk. Your chances of employment and monetary gain are nil.

Esuohlim: You should rely on luck in your life because you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit. You will win a Darwin Award in your lifetime.

Chojin: Stay in school and you will make a good bus driver.



That is all.