oh god i could barely get past the character creation. ITS JUST TOO MUCH.
anyways without further ado: part the first of the gospel of 11-foot-tall Rodney Dangerfield

I TELL YA I'M HAVIN' A BAD WEEK, MY PSYCHIATRIST TOLD ME I'M GOIN' CRAZY! SO I ASKED FOR A SECOND OPINION, HE SAID "ALL RIGHT YOU'RE UGLY, TOO"

WHOOPS, THE ROMANS ARE COMING. SHOW'S OVER PEOPLE. YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE

no respect, i tell ya

oh i bet you will, sweetheart
