[Schimid]

You could make it political? Like, the Turtles could be Bush, Powell, Blair and...um...some guy. :/

I know, it sucks, but it's an idea. There could be some unexpected cameo's from people that look like the hockey mask guy (The name escapes me. Casey?)

Krang could be Kim Jong Eel or something and control a big nuclear robot...?

Blegh. It stinks.