[MrAdventure]

Salutations!

I've taken the effort to pander to your immaculately verbose confabulate stylings. Do not disservice yourself and others by staying locked in your own gilded thread, I beg of thee, roam free and establish cordial relations upon all the glorious forums we've birthed. You may find that your particular musings can caress the deep, dank, myriad of recesses located in those ever-thoughtful Gothic souls, or that, perhaps, you contain the necessary inner rhythmics required to adorn your body in delicate strands of sugar while meditating upon the ramifications of adopting a "straight-edge" lifestyle.

Perhaps then your tempestuous jowls can attempt to sully themselves upon gossamer strands of the communal entity, hopefully bereft of your current ignorance, you colossal conundrum, you.