[LordSappington]

I've been having allergy problems lately, so I grabbed some random decongestants at the store and took them before I went to bed.
It turns out the decongestants have some sort of stimulant in them, because I woke up in the middle of the night, in a full adrenaline fight-or-flight panic, not knowing why. I ended up grabbing my crowbar, slamming my door open, and running out into the street before I got myself calmed down enough to figure out what the hell was going on.