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I bet it was just full of tips on the best way to read a book, for absolute idiots.

"Remember, it's not a good idea to start reading in the back."

"A book sometimes doesn't start with the story. Sometimes it starts with an author's comment, or a quote, or an index. Remember that these are *not* part of the story yet."

"Put a piece of paper between the pages when you stop reading to remember how far you were."