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Old Sep 14th, 2009, 08:46 AM       
Okay, this one was strange.

My dream started out where I was in a thrift shop, on some sort of detective business. It started out that the shop was run by Severus Snape, only he wasn't there. Just his wife and young daughter (yes, I know, not canon). I kept thinking that I had to sneak into the employees-only back room to find clues, but I was afraid I'd be caught. Then I noticed that other customers were sneaking in, so I did so as well. Apparently customers frequently snuck in back there to find the "good stuff" (stuff not put out for sale yet), even though they weren't supposed to (everyone was careful to duck under a window on a door when they passed).

I was poking around for clues, but then realized that I had no idea what I was looking for. I found a beautiful pendant shaped like a sun and decided to buy that, but as I bought it I saw that it somehow turned into a red velvet coin purse on a chain with a lion symbol in gold on it.

Sometime after, I met an employee there who was pretty good-looking and kept flirting with me. He started to tell me about some tests he had to take, the (I'm honestly not making this up) S.H.I.Ts. The letters apparently were supposed to stand for the different subjects the tests covered. He was taking a version that included English, so he was actually taking the S.H.I.T.Es. He also mentioned that he had a gravestone and was trying to figure out who it belonged to so that he could take the dead person's stuff and sell it. I couldn't understand what he meant, but when I asked him to explain he just sighed and acted like I was an idiot. As we went to leave the store, I noticed this beautiful silky red Chinests/Japanese dress that I desperately wanted. I went to try it on, but suddenly saw that it wasn't a full dress, just the length of a shirt with some gauzey stuff that came down further. Also, I somehow was wearing a silky green nightgown which I evidently had tried on earlier. I said "It isn't mine," and changed back into my own shirt.

When we left the store, I somehow turned into the audience (still in the action, like Kitsa's dream) and my part was taken over by Donna Noble (from Doctor Who). She and the guy started running joyously down the street and were going to go to his place. For some reason, as they ran, he chained off all of these abandoned buildings. As they ran past a Quiznos, Donna asked to stop and eat there since she loved that place. They went in and sat at a table together. The guy excused himself and Donna began to talk with Rose Tyler (again, Doctor Who, she just showed up now) about how she senses that the guy is actually sleezy.

I then cut to some thing where Tom from Tom and Jerry was having a dream that he was drowning as he was drowning in (dream) real life. In his sleep, he pushes some buttons on a control board and the water drains away into the Quiznos, which causes it to flood. Everyone runs out, with Donna angry that the guy wasn't there to help her. For some reason, the head of Pixar's there and decides to place his order rather than leave. As Donna leaves the Quiznos, she sees the guy on the phone. He seemingly runs to embrace her but actually runs past her to toady up to the head of Pixar.

Cut to what I believe was a funeral, as the head of Pixar apparently died in the flooded Quiznos. The guy is sad, Donna is disgusted with him, and Rose gets up to leave. Oh, and Rose somehow has turned into Betty from Archie Comics, only wearing a badly-fitting black wig.
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