You know those stupid internet videos of people getting hit by cars, or falling off buildings, or getting kicked in the crotch, or that one baby getting attacked by the cat?
That's how I want to die. I want like a piano or an anvil or something to fall on me (like Daphne) but I want someone to be recording it so it can be put on the internet. I want a bunch of idiots looking at my death and laughing, and saying "Dude, that can't be real!! No way that's real!! But it's still funny as hell!!" And I'll really be dead.
