[Kitsa]

When I worked in the piano store, there was an aging concert pianist who gave lessons on Monday nights. He was really snooty and wanted to be treated like a celebrity. When Christmas came around one year, he gave me a card with his "autograph" signature inside and told me, "You keep that...when I die it'll be worth $20,000."

I think that's more under the category of "delusional" than "liar", really.

Anyway, I've watched enough Antiques Roadshow to know that a Christmas card from George Washington, complete with Martha's enclosed recipe for apple crumble, probably wouldn't fetch $20,000. I still have the card somewhere, though.