itll probably be about some new age spiritual traveling guitar player who smokes marijuana and he somehow discovers this truth and all the shit about aliens and he's like, "man david icke was right i gotta get this out to people" and then he spends the rest of his life writing books (wearing sunglasses) designing webpages/posting on message boards and making appearances on talk radio for novelty purposes and then he'll die.
lol i dunno really but itll probably be gay.
oops i meant the thing not it
pretty much they want to destroy john carpenter
