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Originally Posted by Shrubfest
Someone just bought me a witches broomstick, then threw conkers down my front.
It's been an odd sort of day.
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I hope they were shelled. Who throws spiky balls down a lady's shirt?
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Originally Posted by Zhukov
The NZ bird... are you talking about the Kiwi? The MOA? That big, grey, parrot look-alike that has trouble mating and whose name alludes me right now?
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Kea? Kakapo? Or maybe Takahe? They are all pretty bad at getting it on.
