So what are you handing out this year, if anything?
Last year, I had a case of Frankenberry that was more than I could handle, and that's what I handed out. It was brand-new and very fresh and quite untampered-with, but the kids' parents still looked at me like I was a total fucking psycho.
*sigh*
Fine.
The plan this year was to hand out large candy bars, because we get about 20-30 kids and it was manageable. I went to Sam's Club and was horrified to see that the asking price for a case of snickers was
more than 20 bucks. Instead, I got those
enormous Pixy Sticks in the plastic tubes, 50 of 'em for $11.
Happy Halloween, it's a giant tube of sugar. Have fun with that.