[Cool Youth Minister]

Zhukov, (these names are so silly) you pose an interesting question. It sounds like you're showing a genuine interest in your female friend. We in the ministry call them "no-touch friends". It's okay. Sometimes I tell my wife that her brother has well-defined abs. It doesn't mean anything. What I'm getting at is that you should just masturbate furiously over the thought of your girlfriend and that other girl as the stars of that "2 girls 1 cup" video I overhear kids talk about.