[Johnny Horton]

Bring back harems. It just doesn't seem fair that with all the love I have to give that I am limited by LAW to only one wife. If it was legal I'm sure I could convince my wife to bring on some junior reinforcements.

I think I may already have a few candidates lined up. Western civilization is just wrong. Having mistresses is bad, having multiple legal partners is good. Interestingly enough in ancient India, the practise of polyandry was quite commonplace...

Please help me by writing letters to your congressperson to legalize polygamy and polyandry.

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