[Cap'n Crunch]

"So disturbing that it was banned for 30 years in Great Britain."

"Evil trapeze artist Olga Baclanova seduces and marries a midget in the circus sideshow, hoping to inherit his wealth. But in doing so, she has crossed the wrong folks: the tightly knit group of nature's aberrations, who stick together like family--and who set out to avenge their little pal."

This sounds like the best movie ever made. I have to see this. :midgetsex