Check out the dirt on Microdick.
http://www.viddler.com/explore/Microshock/videos/2/
I couldn't watch the whole video, I probably reached the 8 second margin and decided to call it quits. He also has this ingenious promotional video he made and probably watched over 100 times with great gratification of his windows movie maker skills.
http://www.viddler.com/explore/Microshock/videos/1/
Thank you Microdick for enlightening me with more pathetic half-dicked humor.