I can't explain my attraction to this woman, but the second I saw this picture several years ago I knew that we had to be together. One day she will be mine and we will die side by side during a bizarre misadventure.
If you are reading this Axe Girl, I understand that you might be a lesbian after seeing some pictures of someone who looks suspiciously like you. I am ok with this as long as when we're being eaten alive by the bears we can hold hands in our final moments. We don't even have to kiss or nothin'.
