i had a dream last night that i was a pawn in some kind of government plot, but i never knew what the plot was. every time i completed a task they would trick me and i would have to start all over again.
finally i had enough. they told me if i didnt do what they told me they would kill my kids. i went nuts and went around killing any government agent i could find, and since for some reason my latest mission had me at the Olympic Village for the winter olympics in Canada there were not too many of them.
then i woke up in that weird way you can think you have woken up in a dream and i was in bed with a girl. i was a little suprised, and even more suprised when another girl popped out from under the blankets (big fluffy white blankets of the softness of kittens) leaned across me and starting kissing the other girl.
neither seemed to notice me, but then the girl on my left guided my hand to her boob, and i thought "this must be a dream"
and i woke up.
and strangely enough, i wasn't disappointed by not having a sex dream about the two hot apparently bi-sexual girls, i was sad that i didnt have the big fluffy blankets. i really fucking liked those blankets.
