Watergun? hmm....that could work. Snookie has the tendency to wake me up 5 oclock every morning for feeding time. A watergun laying on the night table by my bed could put a stop to that. I haven't had any good sleep in a week!
Die, snookie, die! squirt squirt.
There's something about the ear mold of my hearing aids that attract the animals. It's got to be the odor of the ear wax that drives them wild. I'm surprised they haven't gone for my head yet.
Oh, btw, my cat doesn't have claws.