[Geggy]

I've had deaf jehovah's witnesses come to my mother's house while I was living with her. I've answered the door at all times because I was always curious what kind of fucked up shit they have to say for my own amusement. There were several occasions when my friend's grandmother who lives with him and his family, would come a knocking and preach about alcohol and weed. Because she knew that I smoked weed and drank booze with his grandson in his bedroom at their house all the time.

There was also this one time I was walking across campus to attend class at a college, I crossed path with a jehovah's witness whom I've never seen before in my entire life. He was carrying a bible in his hands and asked me if I was the person he was looking for. He knew my name and which apartment I lived in. Naturally, I freaked out and told him I didn't want have anything to do with their cult. They never bothered me again after that.