[MattJack]

I was a waiter for a few months a few years ago, so I think I understand how the job works.

I agree with Evil Robot in that tipping only exists because restaurant owners are greedy bastards. Still, I tip just because I feel like I'm obligated. I understand that I could be all principled and fight the system and s*it, but at the end of the day I'm only hurting some kid/guy trying to make it through life. With all this said, if you're a fucki*g moron who does the exact opposite of what a waiter should do then you probably don't deserve a tip and you probably need to think of a career change.