[Bod]

My current ex was arsey with me for a week before we eventually fell out and split up. It wasn't until after this that I found out why. A week previous I'd left my cellphone at his house and in his wisdom he'd decided to go through my messages sent and received. His gripe it turned out was that he'd found a naked picture of an arse sent to a mystery man.

I don't know whether to be more angry at:

1. He was checking up on me and snooping through my phone
2. He never gave me a chance to explain.
3. The mystery man was in the USA and his phone not being compatible with mine, he didn't actually receive the image as it would have cost him $s to retrieve it.
4. The arse in question in fact is not mine, but belongs to a big and hairy man who was holding apart his cheeks so you could see the hole in fine detail and that my ex thought it was my feminine bum and thought that this was my idea of being sexy!!

This is a crime against my privacy and pride.