I get home from work this afternoon and was filling out the address on my secret santa gift when my sister tells me I have a package in the front room.

"Is it your secret santa gift?" she asked.
"No its too early." I replied mystified what it could be.
But damned if it wasn't that very thing. Dextire is a speedy elf.

And a poet too.

And generous

very generous

and a cautious wrapper. That is ALOT of bubble wrap. And its all for me!!!!!
Thank you, Dextire Merry X-mas
The tally:
A Shiny I-mockery sticker
Nickelodeon Slime
4 madball-ish squirty heads
A monster plushie
12 candy canes in a variety of flavors
Magic Potion (more slime)
Super Snow!
A M&M halloween statue
And 3 DVDs
Plan 9 from Outerspace
Dracula starring Bela Lugosi (legacy Collection)
Friday the 13th III 3D
Many of these things have been featured on the Site. He is a devoted picklehead to be sure.