[CaptainXenu]

Name- Jardine Patten (aka Captain Xenu)
Age- 24
job- Being a full time dad... of 18 month old twins. They are evil... i'm sure of it.
where are you at?- Merry Old Land of Oz
how did you find out about this site?- Been reading since about 2001? 2002 maybe? Don't remember how I found the site.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Halloween, duh!
why did you start posting- Been putting it off for way too long.
Level of Educ.- Got a few certificates in various computer subjects, planning to do a teaching course.
hobbies- Reading crap on the net, writing crap on the net, movies, rugby league, watching my kids do weird things...
fav. music/band- Will you think i'm odd if I say Karaoke singing? I love people making fools of themselves, or doing the opposite and blowing everyone in the pub away with some real talent.
fav. book- One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
fav. movie- I seriously cannot pick one, I like alot of stuff.
Fav. Video Game- If there is one game I will always play when I have the chance, it would be Alex Kidd in Miracle World.
fav. food- Pizza or pasta.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Never did the voting thing, but if we did, probably most likely to brutally murder everyone in the year for being complete and utter douchebags...
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese...