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Originally Posted by OxBlood
"why donīt you play a real instrument then?"
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can't play guitar because my fingers are too large and sausagey

bass i sometimes play but i'm not really any good at that either
real drums are too bulky to justify keeping in my house
and i do go out to kareoke for vocals, but lord knows i can't really sing anything but ac/dc well. plus this is good pitch practice + has all the lyrics so i can memorize the songs properly so i don't fuck up in front of a whole barful of strangers!