Do we have a thread that is "got so drunk I said this or did that thread" ?
If so I'll have to move this to there but I drank a bunch of oatmeal stout and stovepipe porter. This led me to having to idea of barefist fighting an alligator. Jamming my knuckles down its throat, ripping out its interior. Then wearing the gator as a suit. Fashioning some headlights into its eyesockets to look like the gator ghoul.