Ah, a separate thread, I can unload here quite nicely as this is now NOT the Secret Santa thread.
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Originally Posted by Microshock
I don't think I'll be nice here anymore, because I don't appreciate getting bashed for not taking pictures of shit from thrift shops. Captain, if you spent the money on something decent instead of a bunch of crap, maybe I'd get my pictures out faster.
I don't need a tiny bamboo waterfall with a hair in it or a used cap. And I don't need a Wolverine figure with broken claws. You didn't spend any money on it other than shipping.
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Wow, you have some nerve.
First, when are you ever nice?
Second, Captains gifts weren't up to your high standards, eh Microshock? It wasn't up to the high standards of such gifts as:
an enormous red bow
a massager sponge
4 packs of gum
a poncho
devil horns (that don't light up like they were supposed to)
a hair clip
a pencil topper
a losing scratched lottery ticket
and some sort of fish toy
Or:
A pregnant pilates DVD
A pacifier
Latex gloves
A fashion girl doll
A santa hat
A foot scrubber
A Shrek scrubber
A dog chew toy
A hand mirror
some 25 cent dino toy
A pirate toy
Well, after those gems I can see why you would have such high standards for the Secret Santa gifts you receive
You are the worst human being I have ever had the displeasure to interact with. You are immature, unpleasant, delusional, paranoid, you have an unearned sense of entitlement. Socialists laugh at how you are bad for America. Small dogs run in fear of your horrible aura. Little children feel a sense of foreboding in your presence. You have a higher Thetan level than Tom Cruise. You are the reason The View is still on the air. The hot air you spew causes 90% of Global Warming. If you died, all cancer cells would probably die too because, who would lead them? Your existence is likely responsible for Rosie O'Donnel having a career.